Monday, January 28, 2013

Sunday, January 27, 2013

Friday, January 25, 2013

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Yesterday I noticed that two new seasons of 30 Rock have been made available on netflix since we broke up.
That's so long.
I cant wait until enough time has gone by that you have died.

Monday, January 14, 2013

Sunday, January 13, 2013

heres what my nightmares are like:

I had a brilliant business plan in my sleep to market earmuffs that have kristin cav talking on a cell phone over each ear so that you can wear them at football games and pretend you are jay cutler.

for the super complex bears fan.

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

my favorite nurse was the one that told me as I was coming out of anesthesia that I did not have my tonsils removed and that I do not have sleep apnea.
my doctor rolled his eyes and reassured me that he definitely took out my tonsils and that they were very big and angry.


his words.

Monday, January 7, 2013

Thursday, January 3, 2013

perfect timing, satan.

I am getting my tonsils removed, my nose broken, and my period this morning.