Saturday, December 31, 2011

2011 came straight from hell so there is nothing for 2012 to be except better.

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

bye, helen.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

girls night was spent drinking rum and watching tv on my couch with Jessica while looking up boys on facebook that we think are cute.

Monday, December 26, 2011

Last time I was at the Mutiny it was my 25th birthday and I took a picture with a former Bears player.

I went back last weekend to retrieve the photograph. More importantly, a girl at the bar kept taunting me and after my turn in our game of Never Have I Ever the bartender yelled "whoa! this game just got dark!'
Don't provoke me, bitch.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

merry christmas!

I'm still really crabby.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Friday, December 23, 2011

I need to pick up a few things for my apartment, but this time of year, I wouldn't touch Target with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

you be the dad and I'll be the mom and this can be our daughter

Too much candy from Capucha on Vimeo.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Monday, December 19, 2011

Sunday, December 18, 2011

vintage versace and current sears

I was always really good at those memory board games where you had to flip over an image and remember where its matching card was to make a pair. Im realizing that in terms of art practice, my whole life has become a large, distorted version of that game.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Friday, December 16, 2011

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Monday, December 12, 2011

Sunday, December 11, 2011

My hair feels like 100 bucks

because that's how much I paid to get it cut.I spent last night going from bar to bar making boys touch my hair and telling them thats what $100 feels like. I feel like I shouldn't be let out of the house.

Friday, December 9, 2011

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Who wouldn't want a woman that knows her way around the kitchen AND the garage?

Tonight, I made bread sticks with cheese on top for one of the many potlucks this season has wrangled me into. After rolling out the dough with a glass because I dont own a rolling pin, I stretched out a tape measure from my toolbox to make sure the pastry was the right size. It was either that or a yard stick and I felt like the tape measure was slightly less ridiculous.

You know how people work hard on making dinner for their families and it seems that they, more than anyone, should sit down and really enjoy indulging in all that they've put together. but they sit down at the table and never touch the food. They stare at you for awhile and then - after things get really awkward and you look back at them with eyes that say 'why the fuck aren't you eating?' - they say something like 'oh no! please! I've been eating while I cooked and I'm so full!'
well tonight my dinner cost me about $7 which is normal. what is not normal is that my dinner only consisted of a block of gruyere cheese.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Monday, December 5, 2011

I dont want to jinx anything, but I feel like summer might be officially over.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Saturday, December 3, 2011

old flame REKINDLED!

jkLast night I ran into some boys I knew in high school, one of whom I went with on my first date ever.

Then I photographed our licenses....maybe.... because we didn't have them back then? I'm not sure.
"what are you going to do with this information?"

Friday, December 2, 2011

Thursday, December 1, 2011