Wednesday, November 30, 2011

I think about you constantly.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Monday, November 28, 2011

Saturday night I made out with a boy that had a buzz cut, confirming my suspicion that all boys should have buzz cuts.

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Friday, November 25, 2011

it already feels like too many days off

Thursday, November 24, 2011

thankstaking


last night at CVS the manager crept on me as if I was scheming to rob them.
Right. carrying 2 bottles of champagne, 2 jugs of orange juice, a clear airline safe 3oz bottle for liquids (make-shift flask), bobby pins, and buy-one-get-one-free headbands I could sprint out of the store at any moment.


what are the fancy mimosas for?
why, day drinking at the trump tower on thanksgiving with someone else's family, of course.
I needed to come up with something to take the edge off of tonight.
although, eating dinner in my apartment alone with my dad while drinking beers and watching football does actually sound like the best thanksgiving I have ever had in my entire life.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Monday, November 21, 2011

I lost my voice

so I'm trying to talk as much as possible because it sounds awesome.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Friday, November 18, 2011

Thursday, November 17, 2011

dope sick girl

they are quadrupling my meds
to the maximum dose of anti depressants my body weight can dissolve.

yay

Wednesday, November 16, 2011



Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Monday, November 14, 2011

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Saturday, November 12, 2011

'Also, want to come over sometime to make voodoo dolls? I just think it would be a fun craft project.' 'Yeah totally! Plus I believe in them.'

This afternoon Sonia is coming over to help me perform a seance on my lamp.I have not lit it since July and we are hoping that I can resume doing so without the urge to take it outside and roll it over with my car.

Friday, November 11, 2011

hey baby

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Monday, November 7, 2011

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Round up the mimosas, ladies. It's time to forget all of our troubles from the past week.

After brunch with some bfs I couldn't find my car keys anywhere. As luck would have it, they were right where I left them - in the ignition.

With all the doors locked and the engine still running.

Saturday, November 5, 2011

When intense anxiety moves from disorientation to dissociation.

Last night, after reminding myself that it's not good to get into the habit of taking a nap right after work, I decided to take a nap at 6pm.
I just woke up now and I'm trying to remember what thats called....oh yeah, mono.

Friday, November 4, 2011

Aren't you glad I have a smart phone and can update from the bar?

when youre a mama and youre rolling that body and have every man in here wishin, do you start to fall forward a little bit and then use the bounce bounce bounce bounce part to regain your balance?

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

All day long I wanted to take a nap

But there's something about counting $3,980 in twenties that will wake you up. Especially when that same dick that brought in 199 twenty dollar bills from an ATM wants to INSIST that it is actually $4,020.
Not $4,000.
$4,020.
Luckily, I still managed to take a four hour nap when I got home.