Wednesday, August 31, 2011

And for my 1,000th blog post...

wisdom teeth before:and after:


It was in 2010, after seeing these pictures from 2007, that I realized my eyebrows were HIDEOUS, prompting the following set of before and after photos to be taken.
First, growing out the hair on my face as much as I could possibly stand.
(should have been fired)and then seeking professional help.
you're welcome, co-workers.

Monday, August 29, 2011

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Friday, August 26, 2011

my dad bought me roses today

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Oh.


Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Monday, August 22, 2011

Now that I'm single, my chances of marrying Seth Meyers just jumped from zero to one in a million. That sliver of hope, combined with my antidepressants, is keeping me from slicing open my own wrists. dont stop. get it. get it.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Friday, August 19, 2011

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Wednesday, August 17, 2011


Friday, August 12, 2011



Thursday, August 11, 2011

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

It's so hard not to put my head down on my desk
and leave it there for eight hours.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Friday, August 5, 2011

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

I spent 24 hours in the ER and then 24 hours in the psych ward. If nothing else, my paintings better have just increased in value.