oh man you've got great eyes

so I was getting ready for my family xmas party and thought someone might ask me what kind of makeup I use on my eyes because thats the kind of delusional scenarios I fantasize about apparently. I read the product. turns out I have been applying lipgloss to my eyelids for the last 6 months.

foot fetish

I went to the bears game today. I wore three pairs of socks.

As my boss would say to a four year old, 'daaaamn.'

under my bed

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Tonight I thought that I could paint an orchid and have it not look like a vagina. Take my degree away.

I'm glad you brought it up because I've been meaning to tell you



how dangerous it is to look at pictures from 2008

I'll stand outside your window and I'll proudly call your name