Wednesday, December 29, 2010

oh man you've got great eyes

so I was getting ready for my family xmas party and thought someone might ask me what kind of makeup I use on my eyes because thats the kind of delusional scenarios I fantasize about apparently. I read the product. turns out I have been applying lipgloss to my eyelids for the last 6 months.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Sunday, December 26, 2010

foot fetish

I went to the bears game today. I wore three pairs of socks.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Friday, December 24, 2010

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Friday, December 17, 2010

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Monday, December 13, 2010

Friday, December 10, 2010

Tuesday, December 7, 2010



Monday, December 6, 2010

Tonight I thought that I could paint an orchid and have it not look like a vagina. Take my degree away.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Thursday, December 2, 2010

I'm glad you brought it up because I've been meaning to tell you

how dangerous it is to look at pictures from 2008