Friday, April 30, 2010

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Tonight, way down in Texas, Matt and Becca are getting married, or more appropriately - gettin' hitched. In honor of that I will answer a rhetorical question Matt likes to ask:

What ever happened to the little rascals?


Friday, April 23, 2010


Thursday, April 22, 2010

Today on the L a fifty year old woman sat right next to me. Then her husband held onto one of the poles in front of me sheltering us from the rest of the train....which was pretty much empty. If they weren't pretending I was their child I have no idea what they were doing.

It made me really uncomfortable so I closed my eyes and pretended to be asleep, but really I was just thinking about my real parents.
Here are some photos of them when they were 28 and 30 with their first baby.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Big Pun

(bigger pun)

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Friday, April 16, 2010

Today's schedule revised

Force self awake in order to move car before 4pm to avoid getting another $50 ticket like yesterday.
Put on whatever pants you find on the floor.
Walk to where you think the car is parked looking like dynamite.
Find a pile of glass where you thought you parked your car and cry in front of strangers for 5 minutes.
Look down the block.
See actual car.
Make U turn.
Drive half a block home.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Tomorrow's schedule is identical to today's

This morning I xeroxed the back of a 40 page document, so now I have 40 blank pieces of paper sitting in a bin on my desk.
Time to go out with the Gs.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

All I want is bitches, big booty bitches.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Monday, April 5, 2010

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Thursday, April 1, 2010