Wednesday, December 29, 2010

oh man you've got great eyes

so I was getting ready for my family xmas party and thought someone might ask me what kind of makeup I use on my eyes because thats the kind of delusional scenarios I fantasize about apparently. I read the product. turns out I have been applying lipgloss to my eyelids for the last 6 months.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Sunday, December 26, 2010

foot fetish

I went to the bears game today. I wore three pairs of socks.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Friday, December 24, 2010

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Friday, December 17, 2010

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Monday, December 13, 2010

Friday, December 10, 2010

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

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Monday, December 6, 2010

Tonight I thought that I could paint an orchid and have it not look like a vagina. Take my degree away.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Thursday, December 2, 2010

I'm glad you brought it up because I've been meaning to tell you



how dangerous it is to look at pictures from 2008

Monday, November 29, 2010

Today I saw a homeless man collecting change in a pint glass.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Friday, November 26, 2010

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Monday, November 22, 2010

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Friday, November 19, 2010

The Reader puts out their early warnings and suddenly I have birthday plans.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

I asked my baby if he was excited about the upcoming royal wedding and he didnt really respond.

my entire morning was spent looking up pictures of Kate Middleton and getting super jealous. Not for any legitimate reasons.
fyi, if you type in 'prince henry' instead of 'prince harry' you get the same exact pictures.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Friday, November 12, 2010

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

I have to make an effort to put my things back where they belong at the end of each day.
Not because there will be a mess, but because otherwise creepy little arrangements start to form.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Banana Republic wasn't expecting these thighs when they made their tights.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Monday, November 1, 2010

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Friday, October 29, 2010

psycho killer

qu'est que c'est

Thursday, October 28, 2010

:/

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Monday, October 25, 2010

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Friday, October 22, 2010

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Monday, October 18, 2010

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Friday, October 15, 2010