Sunday, November 29, 2009

Professional Creeping

wore broken sunglasses anyway
checked off seven boxes
ate a mint and slapped on some lipgloss stolen from Kierstn's 11 year old sister
took a picture of mostly teeth
smashed my face on things

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Friday, November 27, 2009

Thursday, November 26, 2009

like if he stood there long enough, that dog get up and run

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

I just over-filled my coke because I have the foresight of a 3 year old. In my defense, I've never poured a can of coke into a glass before and had no idea it would fizz up like that.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Double Ds

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Bad News Bears

The Chicago Bears have been beyond disappointing this year and I've heard a lot of speculation as to why. The real reason can be found not on the field, but on the sidelines pacing back and forth .
No, it's not Brian Urlacher.

It's this guy : I get upset when I see our over-hyped, portly quarterback getting sacked, but I have to keep my rage in check when I spot this loser standing aimlessly in the corner of the screen. Since when do we have a mascot? And quite frankly, if this is what it looks like, why do we need one? A mascot serves two purposes:
1. To intimidate the other team.
2. To rile up your own team.

Our mascot is incapable of either and I feel like this is why the Chicago Bears suck this year. Check out the bear mascot for the Utah Jazz.
They're ranked 10th. Although being number ten isn't the best, the Memphis Grizzlies are ranked 28. gross.

Here's why:
Moral of the story - it's time for a trade.
Old Mascot + Jay Cutler for this new mascot.DISCLAIMER: Don't get me wrong, I don't care about football or basketball. I just care about animals and costumes. ps. devin hester, you looked great out there tonight.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

what's my age again

what's my age again

Friday, November 20, 2009

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Agenda

professional creeping on the 10th
(warm up on the 28th)

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Monday, November 16, 2009

My dad sent my mom a text message while he was hunting this weekend.
This was her response:

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Saturday, November 14, 2009

'Thanks for the pretzel rods, Mrs. Brooks.'

Friday, November 13, 2009

What Eddie and I should have been for Halloween.

I would be the ultra crabby old man, of course.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Monday, November 9, 2009

As I woke up on Saturday morning I made a mental list of everyone invited to my wedding. Don't worry, you are, and I totally gave you a plus one.

I wasn't even going to mention this until I found myself looking up baby names on the internet Sunday afternoon.
(I understand if you don't want to be friends or go to my wedding anymore)

Picking out names was easier than I thought. Almost everything sounds great with Ochocinco.



(I understand if you do want to go to my wedding now)

Saturday, November 7, 2009

my mom at workmy dad at work
my scanner isn't working

Friday, November 6, 2009

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

two things that don't make me upset

rancid and green day

Sunday, November 1, 2009