Saturday, October 31, 2009

pre-party jitters

see you at 10.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

I can't go all my life waiting to catch you between husbands.

I want you to faint. This is what you were meant for. None of the fools you've ever known have kissed you like this, have they? Your Charles, or your Frank, or your stupid Ashley.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Sunday, October 25, 2009

6 days

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Friday, October 23, 2009

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Mom, this belt is fucked.




EXTREME CLOSE-UP SECTION:



what's the maximum number of wrinkles humanly possible for one forehead?
the answer is 7

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Sunday, October 18, 2009


Saturday, October 17, 2009

Friday, October 16, 2009

we each got a fortune cookie

Eddie's said:








and mine said:






Looks like I already won this game.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

I think I saw Johnny Rotten walking out of Best Buy today.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Imagine how many pets I can have.

I had never been more proud of myself than when I bought a drill last week - until I drilled 16 holes with it. That must be how people feel when they give birth to their first baby.

I couldn't have drilled more than that, though. It was really heavy and my arm got so tired.
ps. it's only a (short) matter of time before I seriously injure myself with it.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Losing the right to be one of those people with their head in their hands after their computer crashes and all data is lost.

I'm transferring everything from one computer to another and this is one of my bookmarks.

so is this.

Thursday, October 1, 2009