Friday, July 31, 2009

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

I hope no one can hear me.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Monday, July 20, 2009

Sunday, July 19, 2009

A year out of college and I'm still having nightmares about not being able to remember my god damn locker combination.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Kierstn!

Ed!

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

better than waking up to a kiss from a prince




A lot better than letting my sunburn wake me up, that's for sure.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Too bad my celebrity twin is Jena Malone.


I'd much rather it be Cindy Crawford.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

When I woke up this morning I didn't know I was going to jam my finger into the elliptical and not be able to use my left hand for the rest of the day.

Monday, July 6, 2009

I noticed in the game today that scott podsednik stopped chewing tobacco and started chewing gum. I hope he stops dating his wife and starts dating me.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Peanut, you said you were going to comment on my blog and you never have. What the f

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

FACT: YOU'RE A GREAT ROOMMATE

happy birthday, turtle.