Friday, November 30, 2007

I'm hardly ever on time


After I turned the camera off I looked up and saw a frumpy middle-aged woman standing over me. She asked me if I loved animals as much as she did. I told her probably not.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

ladylike


Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Monday, November 26, 2007

Monday in Flagg Hall

Eve told me about how her nephew cannot talk yet but he can growl. He can also give kisses sometimes.

Natalie missed her bed

and Robbie made four pies.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

If the government can read my mind they know I'm thinking of you

I went home for t-giving break and it wasn't all bad. I found an old vandals cd and this picture in my room.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

you can lock it from the inside


our clubhouse might look better backwards

Monday, November 19, 2007

pretending to have vices

pretending to paint

pretending to smoke

Sunday, November 18, 2007

the staple holding together the two pieces of paper that are my life


one piece is for childhood
and the other piece is for everything else

I-L-L


We went to our last football game yesterday. Pretty depressing.
But hey, look at the cheerleaders.
They make me forget all of my problems.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Roger and Cameron?


I'm pretty sure I babysit for these boys.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

I'm back.

Monday, November 12, 2007

he's no zack morris

I'm going to the big city tonight to see a fancy doctor.
I'll be back tomorrow night, so I don't really need to give you anything to tide you over, but I'm going to anyway.

Nothing special. Something we've all seen before.
gym shoes + tube socks + a growth spurt = those boys in grade school that make the world go round.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

win win

last night I dreamt that I wore a cute dress and went to a bulls game.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

laura and kevin, you're sitting too close to the tv.

Today, in my art history class, we watched a clip from the disney animation 'Bambi.' I thought that it was pretty cute, and I have to say, it made me want to watch the whole thing. When it was done a bunch of hands shot up. All anyone could talk about was how that was the most traumatizing film they had ever seen, and that it was the scariest kids movie ever, and that the storm scene 'really freaked them out.' Now I know that bambi's mother dies, and yes, that's depressing at any age, but come on. grow up.



I take the cake for watching the creepiest, scariest, and most disturbing children's films on the market. I'm not going to pretend that I don't know every word to the opening of Strawberry Shortcake, but allow me to compensate.

Let's begin where we last left off - 'Return to Oz'
This movie gets two clips. Trust me, it deserves it.

What kid doesnt love something that has wheels for feet - and hands. Did I say 'something' - I meant 10 things.

If the wheelers were not bad enough, don't worry there is also a witch.
oh, and she doesnt have a head. No wait, she has hundreds of them actually.


moving on.
This next clip is the trailer for the movie The Dark Crystal.
I made eddie watch this with me when I had my wisdom teeth taken out.
I wanted him to feel what pain was.


I don't think I need to re-post the clip of the child catcher in chitty chitty bang bang.....once is enough.

Now, many of you may have seen this wonder around campus. Probably throwing down some sick dance moves. This scene haunted my dreams for my entire childhood.

The dragon was terrifying, but that part with the parents in the mirror was worse.

Did you watch the normal Disney version of Sleeping Beauty?
Not me. I watched the creepy one.

My dresses get ripped to shreds when I go out looking for princes too. They are just so darn evasive.

And BELIEVE me, this is not all of them. Some were so obscure and bazarre I could not track them down on youtube.
I'm not saying I hated these films. In fact I would guess that I have seen most of them over 50 times.
I'm just trying to explain why, at three years old, I talked out of the side of my mouth and acted like a cynical little old man.
Sorry, molly. No matter how much you'd like to think it, you are not weirder than I am. It took years of conditioning to get me to this point.

Also, here is an arrangement I made about flight. I showed it to eddie.
He smiled and said that he gets it.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007


I used to watch this movie, 'return to oz,' about a little girl that everyone thought was crazy.
I could relate to her long braided hair.
We also both had pet chickens and green eyes.

Saturday, November 3, 2007

Friday, November 2, 2007

Thursday, November 1, 2007

second floor studio


we even have a password