Double Ds

Bad News Bears

The Chicago Bears have been beyond disappointing this year and I've heard a lot of speculation as to why. The real reason can be found not on the field, but on the sidelines pacing back and forth .
No, it's not Brian Urlacher.

It's this guy : I get upset when I see our over-hyped, portly quarterback getting sacked, but I have to keep my rage in check when I spot this loser standing aimlessly in the corner of the screen. Since when do we have a mascot? And quite frankly, if this is what it looks like, why do we need one? A mascot serves two purposes:
1. To intimidate the other team.
2. To rile up your own team.

Our mascot is incapable of either and I feel like this is why the Chicago Bears suck this year. Check out the bear mascot for the Utah Jazz.
They're ranked 10th. Although being number ten isn't the best, the Memphis Grizzlies are ranked 28. gross.

Here's why:
Moral of the story - it's time for a trade.
Old Mascot + Jay Cutler for this new mascot.DISCLAIMER: Don't get me wrong, I don't care about football or basketball. I just care about animals and costumes. ps. devin hester, you looked great out there tonight.

what's my age again

what's my age again

Agenda

professional creeping on the 10th
(warm up on the 28th)

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